For those of you who are racking your brain on what to get me for X MAS, I’ve decided to make my wish list CLEAR and CONCISE this year! Here is the first of five gifts that I MUST HAVE THIS YEAR. I want this pig… that looks like a monkey. Words cannot describe how incredibly awesome it would be to have this… think of all the people I could scare, tickets I could sell, ugly bacon I could make. This is Gift #1, please poke holes in the box so it can breath before sending to me.
thnx in advance! XOXO