Because I’m such a light weight… i’ve concluded that this big ass bottle of vodka would last me approximately 1 year, 20 days, 3 hours and 23.5 mintues…2 seconds. I would save so much money, not having to buy over priced drinks at clubs and restaurants. ALSO! I need something to wash down my Obama Face Rolls and ugly monkey pig bacon. So please, if your in the spirit of giving… this would make my day!
Thanks in advance,
Genesis Be XO
PS: Please do not include Sandra Bullock…